I went to the side of the bar where the club was not open. (There are two rooms to the club and the bar is in between.) I went to a spot where I could see if anyone was coming in the door and decided to do some yoga. I was somewhat limited because of space, and because I a new to yoga and don't know a lot of poses, and because I was wearing a corset. I started in Warrior II, then did what I think is called an angle, or an arrow, I'm not sure which. I did several of what I'm sure are called sunflowers. Back to Warrior II facing the other way. I saw someone was coming in, so I walked around to the other side of the bar feeling a little better.
I waited on the customer, then saw the decorator standing there. He asked me if I could turn off a TV, so I asked which one. "The one you were just...ummm.... standing... under." He had been up in a VIP suite behind two-way glass, where he could see out to the bar, and the TV was in the background of his pictures. And the crazy bartender below the TV. At least I wasn't doing Happy Baby.

5 comments:
I hope you at least got a tip!!
Maybe he thought you were practicing your dance moves
Hmm.. I've heard of strip aerobics and strip poker, but never strip yoga.
Where are these strip aerobics happening and how can I sign up?
LOL, happy baby would have been hilarious!
I sometimes get into down dog in my office, and I'm sure someday it will turn out to be the wrong place at the wrong time...
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